by Dabeagle and Mark Peters
Peters and I originally collaborated on The Balcony: A Time for Change. We had
so much fun, we decided to try again for the site's one year Anniversary.
as we all know, none of these tales comes here willingly. Those that have
stopped by page to page will note that I have used everything from
deforestation, overly sexual midgets, apple juice and cocaine, bright
christmasy lights, and starvation in order to get the necessary tales here.
I know you're all wondering what I had to do for this one? Threaten to use my
mother's frequent flyer miles and send Mark a defrocked priest perhaps? Or
perhaps I sent him a picture of Margaret Thatcher strapping on a dildo?
neither one. Would you believe I just asked? No, I thought you wouldn't.